Flash in the pan!

I want to be a pineapple. Yes.

My brain appears to have leaked out

through my ear. If you find it, please return to the usual address.

Randomness

If anyone's looking for me, I'll be having the tap water tested for illegal substances.

Cures

Cricked neck. Answers on a postcard. If you don't mind, I'm thinking medical model here. Pure medical model. So sue me.

Gainful Employment

Sometimes I am amazed I remain in it. That's all.

Please Note

I do not expect to pay celebrity prices for pentapeptides. I do not know what a pentapeptide is.

Another Average Afternoon

Him: "D'you wanna go to Heaven, love?"
Me: "Nah, y'alright."
Him: "'Cos you have to be a Born Again Christian if you wanna go to Heaven."

Heaven is not a Brightonian nightclub, then? Oh, wait. That's Creation. I couldn't vouch for it, but it's supposed to be very good.

You do not need to be a Born Again Christian to go to Creation. Fact.

Right

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