Places I am going in the next 72 hours

1. Podiatry
2. Upminister
3. France

I own a basque

And henceforth will be ticking the 'I need help getting dressed' box on all benefit application forms...

And I have no doubt

that your actual cock is shorter than you imagine it to be.

You are a cock

even if you do have a medical degree.

According to my physio

I am better aligned than I was two months ago...