Another Average Afternoon

Him: "D'you wanna go to Heaven, love?"
Me: "Nah, y'alright."
Him: "'Cos you have to be a Born Again Christian if you wanna go to Heaven."

Heaven is not a Brightonian nightclub, then? Oh, wait. That's Creation. I couldn't vouch for it, but it's supposed to be very good.

You do not need to be a Born Again Christian to go to Creation. Fact.