29 December 2008

There are a thousand reasons.

I love the human race.

22 December 2008

Things I want

for Christmas.

19 December 2008

I still think I will fall off the back of it

Or

Oh God.

You mark my words.

12 December 2008

Hearses, limousines and disabled parking only

reads a sign at Oxford Crematorium.

07 December 2008

All I am saying

is that I have never had any complaints.

Joy Everlasting

One nostril cold.

01 December 2008

Nothing

has happened