31 March 2009

Accidental damage insurance

saved my life.

23 March 2009

The funniest thing

ever.

21 March 2009

Actually

78,178

19 March 2009

Cure!

I am less short-sighted than I was last year.

14 March 2009

77515

!

13 March 2009

Comic relief can fuck off

That is all.

10 March 2009

I think I am in love

with Heston Bluementhal.

03 March 2009

76554

(This is significant.)

01 March 2009

Starving artist

I have spent too much money on clothes!

(It is my own fault.)