19 November 2008

When you are in a sex shop

and you discover all the fun stuff is on the second floor and there is no lift do you:

a) Quote the DDA and make the staff carry examples of all the vibrators and spanking toys down to the ground floor;
b) Thank your lucky stars you live in a city with more sex shops per capita than any other and go to another one;
c) Shuffle out embarrassedly and order online;
d) Deny you have a sex drive and go back to reading books?

11 November 2008


I love you but you exhaust me.

02 November 2008


Elixir of the Gods!