19 November 2008

When you are in a sex shop

and you discover all the fun stuff is on the second floor and there is no lift do you:

a) Quote the DDA and make the staff carry examples of all the vibrators and spanking toys down to the ground floor;
b) Thank your lucky stars you live in a city with more sex shops per capita than any other and go to another one;
c) Shuffle out embarrassedly and order online;
d) Deny you have a sex drive and go back to reading books?


Blogger The Goldfish said...

(a), definitely (a). I only go into sex shops to make the point. Oh and to stock up on flashing nipples - it's the only way to be safe on the roads during these dark evenings.

7:27 pm  
Blogger pete said...

And you let the cheesecake go to waste,

smearingly yours

7:48 pm  
Blogger Scriptor Senex said...

I've already tried d0. It didn't work. So I vote for a) - in a loud voice!

8:44 pm  
Blogger Ani Smith said...

D then C. But that's because I'm a big weenie.

10:10 pm  

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