When you are in a sex shop
and you discover all the fun stuff is on the second floor and there is no lift do you:
a) Quote the DDA and make the staff carry examples of all the vibrators and spanking toys down to the ground floor;
b) Thank your lucky stars you live in a city with more sex shops per capita than any other and go to another one;
c) Shuffle out embarrassedly and order online;
d) Deny you have a sex drive and go back to reading books?
a) Quote the DDA and make the staff carry examples of all the vibrators and spanking toys down to the ground floor;
b) Thank your lucky stars you live in a city with more sex shops per capita than any other and go to another one;
c) Shuffle out embarrassedly and order online;
d) Deny you have a sex drive and go back to reading books?
posted by Katie at 5:41 pm
4 Comments:
(a), definitely (a). I only go into sex shops to make the point. Oh and to stock up on flashing nipples - it's the only way to be safe on the roads during these dark evenings.
And you let the cheesecake go to waste,
smearingly yours
I've already tried d0. It didn't work. So I vote for a) - in a loud voice!
D then C. But that's because I'm a big weenie.
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