27 April 2009

Just so you know

1 May 2009 will be Blogging Against Disablism Day.

18 April 2009

Crippled Achievements #27159

I have sorted out my wardrobe.

(Nothing is folded.)


14 April 2009

My ankles are swollen

I think it is because it is Spring.

11 April 2009

Because it's hardly rocket science

I wouldn't mind, but the correct solution to that problem would have been to say, "Hold on two minutes while I radio through and find you a number for a licensed taxi firm."

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People I do not want to meet when trapped in a burning building

Cop: Tube station's closed, love
Me : Um, OK. Any idea how I can get to Victoria?
Cop: Don't worry. You can walk to any other tube station on the line and use that.
Me : [Indicates walking stick] No, I can't.
Cop: Oh. Er...
Me : My walking's very limited.
Cop: Um...
Me : What would you recommend?
Cop: [Shrugs]
Me : Is there a bus?
Cop: Yes! Get a bus!
Me : Is there a bus to Victoria? A direct bus?
Cop: Dunno.
Me : Where do the buses go from?
Cop: Um, somewhere near here. If you just walk along a bit, you'll find them.
Me : I can't walk very far at all. I can't walk aimlessly around Hammersmith in the hope I might, perhaps, find a bus.
Cop: [Laughs]
Me : [Shouts]

Random passerby: [puts me on a bus to Clapham]

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05 April 2009

This is why they invented Dignitas