29 November 2007

Attention Everyone!

Female Politicians! They have breasts, apparently! Who would've thunk it?

Thanks, Daily Mail.

28 November 2007

Things I cannot live without #1

Chocolate. Obviously.

26 November 2007

I suspect

I may be quite memorable.

Is all.

21 November 2007


I have never perforated my eardrum.

18 November 2007

Today I went to Peckham

and I did not even get murdered or anything.

14 November 2007

I am a fool

That is all.

12 November 2007

If you are looking for me

I will be living in a hut on an island miles away from civilisation and chain smoking Cuban cigars rolled on the thighs of virgins.

09 November 2007

I wish it to be known that

I have just changed my own bedclothes for the first time in about four years.

It wasn't worth the effort.

07 November 2007

It is disgusting

My ears are melting.

Can I have some candy floss?

03 November 2007

I shaved my legs and everything