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12 November 2007

I will be living in a hut on an island miles away from civilisation and chain smoking Cuban cigars rolled on the thighs of virgins.

An Unreliable Witness said...: I would advise against that course of action, mostly because I hear that some of the virgins haven't shaved their legs for six months. The cigars could therefore turn out to be rather ... hairy.; 9:57 pm
andre said...: I'm not smoking nothing!; 10:48 am
Rents said...: How can you be sure, that they indeed are virgins?; 3:58 pm