12 November 2007

If you are looking for me

I will be living in a hut on an island miles away from civilisation and chain smoking Cuban cigars rolled on the thighs of virgins.

4 Comments:

Blogger An Unreliable Witness said...

I would advise against that course of action, mostly because I hear that some of the virgins haven't shaved their legs for six months. The cigars could therefore turn out to be rather ... hairy.

9:57 pm  
Blogger andre said...

I'm not smoking nothing!

10:48 am  
Blogger Your Wandering Mind said...

If only I could find that place! It sounds like heaven...

12:11 am  
Blogger Rents said...

How can you be sure, that they indeed are virgins?

3:58 pm  

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