Patience is a virtue

I am not virtuous.

Culinary invention

Fried mashed potato.

I have started a revolution.

This was unintentional.

Oh

fuck.

Walking to Hove

was a bad idea.

Too Tired

to have been doing anything worth not blogging about.

Yes Sir

I can confirm that your methadone is sealed.

I am tired

so I think I might write a story and see what happens.

Flirting

with married men. Can it really be so wrong?

Suddenly this week

I feel that justice may be done.

(This is not a reference to Tony Blair.)

Facebook is eating my life

And if I find out it was you

I am going to KILL you.

Don't do it again.

I am not really sure how I got this far, but

I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.

So now that's over

back to blogging about shit for the next 364 days.

I have to get up at 5am tomorrow.

That already hurts.

So then

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