28 November 2006

Shameless piece

26 November 2006

Red wine on a Sunday

It helps.

22 November 2006

Yeah, so I've been rubbish lately

[Hormonal post removed because I have come to my senses, although what follows stands.]

So shut up.

And yeah, posting when you're hormonal should be banned.

Just because you have a fold up bike

and wear reflective clothing and are middle class and live in Brighton and care about the environment and *think* you are a good person, does not mean that it is OK for you to sprint for a train and not pay attention to anyone else, thereby bumping into the cripple who is ahead of you on the platform, nearly knocking her over.

And of course I shouted at you, so there's no need to look surprised.

And saying Sorry in a faux mortified way does not your bony biker's arse cover, yeh?

21 November 2006

Should it need to be clarified

I had fun. Lots of fun.

19 November 2006

My brain hurts rather a lot today

and my arms are itchy.

17 November 2006

Awkward Conversations

I reserve the right for a hissy fit come the new year. Just so we understand each other.

15 November 2006

God I hate myself

for saying thank you.

12 November 2006

Said the man in the coffee shop

[For reasons I cannot discuss, but which are, of course, *extremely* exciting, I have had to remove the body of this post.

It is entirely possible that everything you suspect about me is true.]


OK, so maybe the previous was an exaggeration.

10 November 2006

She's going to find out

And then she's going to kill me.

07 November 2006

Innocent Observation

Lust is fun.

04 November 2006

Oh dear

I want to update my blog but I can't think of anything interesting to say.

01 November 2006

Get your own sink

Flies. Yuck.