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Excessive consumerism and dubious right-wing politics, yes. But it's excessive consumerism and dubious right-wing politics in which cripples can participate fully, and by law.

Hurrah to that, I say.

No, of course I haven't packed

Just in case you wondered.

The Smiths

I would fly to Washington on Saturday, but I haven't got a stitch to wear. I've done no laundry for a month and all my clothes smell of poo. And I haven't got any currency. Or travel insurance. Or shoes. And I think I might be a terror threat if I take my walking stick as hand luggage. And I DID phone them and they said I wouldn't be but I don't believe them.

And I know it's only Wednesday but you should SEE the amount of work deadlines I have between now and Friday. Fuck. Seriously.

Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck.

Because I have plugholes that need unblocking, too

Please can someone invent a childproof cap which isn't also crippleproof.

Thanks.

Whew

Well, that *was* an exciting week... And not just in Hollyoaks.

You know I adore you

But for Christ's sake sort it out.

Yeah?

Amazing

what happens at 8am on Saturday mornings.

Well of course I'm bloody tired

But that's my choice.

Yeah?

And while we're on the subject, I'm going to get a tattoo.

I'm not generally an REM fan, you understand

But:

you always listen carefully
to awkward rhymes.