Should I

revive this blog?

It's me

or the mouse.

I really miss her because

she would know what to tell me.

When you call for your blood test results and the receptionist tells you to come in ASAP

it's a fair bet they won't begin the appointment with, "Hey! We've got GREAT news!"

The best chat up line I have ever heard

is the one where we go on a blind date and, half and hour in, he casually mentions he is engaged to be married?!

Things you have to experience to understand #243

Exhaustion.

This actually just happened

I am knackered so was having a nap. My doorbell rang. I assumed it was a parcel delivery so went downstairs and answered the door. It was two Scope fundraisers. I congratulated them on waking me up and making me walk downstairs for no reason. They told me I was the first person with cerebral palsy they have ever met.