Well, we can safely say

I am a stress eater.

A View From the Civil Service

Me: I'm really glad about the child benefit cuts. It makes me feel like they're not just going for disability benefit claimants; they're also going for the high earners who claim as much in benefit as I do, yet have less need for it. And yet, I know I shouldn't be too pleased. I know they're coming for DLA claimants. I know that if they're shafting parents; they're coming for me double hard, and in the not too distant future.

A Civil Servant: Yes.