Excitement

is exhausting...

A taxi driver asked me what my novel was about

and I said: "Sex. Cats. Tea."

He did not believe me!

My NHS gimp shoes made my ankle roll

and I tripped into the path of an oncoming car. But apart from that, they're super.

Question

Is stalking your ex-boyfriend on Facebook an attractive trait?

Sometimes there are good reasons

to hyperventilate

But I can do this one

for two whole seconds

The King Pigeon

is not a pose for spazzes...

By the way

while I was away, I finished my novel. Yes.

*panics*