According to my physio

I am better aligned than I was two months ago...

High risk strategies

are not for the faint-hearted.

My mother

would be proud.

Credit

where Credit's due.

(Don't ask.)

This week

could not be any weirder.

My ex boyfriend

sent his new girlfriend the self same lovesong he once sent me.

My physio has drawn me stick men illustrations of the exercises I am supposed to do

If I try and take them abroad, I will get arrested.