17 January 2016
17 May 2015
or the mouse.
23 May 2014
14 April 2013
When you call for your blood test results and the receptionist tells you to come in ASAP
it's a fair bet they won't begin the appointment with, "Hey! We've got GREAT news!"
30 October 2012
The best chat up line I have ever heard
is the one where we go on a blind date and, half and hour in, he casually mentions he is engaged to be married?!
17 September 2012
30 August 2012
This actually just happened
I am knackered so was having a nap. My doorbell rang. I assumed it was a parcel delivery so went downstairs and answered the door. It was two Scope fundraisers. I congratulated them on waking me up and making me walk downstairs for no reason. They told me I was the first person with cerebral palsy they have ever met.