23 May 2014
14 April 2013
When you call for your blood test results and the receptionist tells you to come in ASAP
it's a fair bet they won't begin the appointment with, "Hey! We've got GREAT news!"
30 October 2012
The best chat up line I have ever heard
is the one where we go on a blind date and, half and hour in, he casually mentions he is engaged to be married?!
17 September 2012
30 August 2012
This actually just happened
I am knackered so was having a nap. My doorbell rang. I assumed it was a parcel delivery so went downstairs and answered the door. It was two Scope fundraisers. I congratulated them on waking me up and making me walk downstairs for no reason. They told me I was the first person with cerebral palsy they have ever met.