A real conversation

which I really just had

- Good afternoon, Shreddies, how may I help you?
- Hi there, this is Katie, I just missed a call from this number.
- Um, oh right. We're a shredding company. We shred things. Well, paper.
- Oh, OK. Guess it must've been a wrong number.
- Gosh, I'm really sorry about that.
- It's no problem, really. I was just checking it wasn't important. Bye!
- Um, hold on. You don't happen to need anything shredding, do you?
- Er... no I don't need anything shredding.
- [Downcast] OK, bye.
- [Feels terrible] Bye.