Sackable Offences

- So I'm working on this series of films which are conversations between disabled people. They're really funny!

- Don't be so cheeky!

- I'm not being cheeky, I'm... they're... I WANTED them to be funny.

- Oh. Oh?

- Yeah!

- [sincere pause] Well, they say the best humour comes from the heart...

*gives up*