10 December 2007

Please tell me

how in God's name a man standing at the entrance of Boots saying, "Please be careful, it's really quite slippery," makes you any less likely to fall over? Especially when he is offering you no alternative route.

5 Comments:

Blogger Sime™ said...

You forgot to mention that the man in question is handing out large snow shows and sucker cups [yes, like the super heroes use to climb windows] at the said "slippery floored door"... right?... wrong... thud

2:14 am  
Blogger Sime™ said...

snow SHOES... daft keyboard!...[ok ok, it was me]

2:15 am  
Blogger An Unreliable Witness said...

Even better, I find, if he shouts out "It's really quite slippery", forcing me to look up at him, become distracted from the slipperyness underfoot, and fall over.

My arse is numb.

8:34 am  
Blogger Ani said...

He's clearly there to protect Boot's arse moreso than yours.

3:52 pm  
Blogger Twit said...

I bet you smiled &/or thanked him.

You just take it out on us.
¦:¬]

1:55 am  

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