02 August 2007

What I will write at book signings when people who hate me come to the front of the queue and pretend they love me #1 (an occasional series)

Dear Jill,

I have more intelligence in my little finger than you have in your entire body. And most people hate you even more than I do. And please take off that pashmina.

K
x

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Blogger Ani said...

I like your style.

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