Mini-Break
I have decided to take a holiday from being neurologically interesting. I am taking offers from anyone who would like to exchange impairments for a short length of time. Ideally I'd like to borrow something a little less brain-related, maybe a broken leg or a touch of tennis elbow.
Serious offers only, please.
Serious offers only, please.
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I shall send Lurch in the post. Please send interesting neurological impairments by return. Thought transferrence might be the easiest method.
sorry.
all my 'stuff' is head related.
I thought about saying:
'What about a flaccid anal sphincter ... ?'
Then I decided it just might be a tad over the top & changed my mind.
Err on the side of caution -that's my motto.
Sorry. Nothing but a deliciously sore bum here.
[My, your comments box brings out the worst in me. ;)]
[i]Mr Witness[/i] - if you send Lurch, do I need to send you my leg by return of post? Can you arrange the amputation? I fear existing neurological impairment may prevent self-amputation on my part. In the meantime, I shall practice thought transference.
[i]Andre[/i] - not even an ingrown toenail?
[i]Twit[/i] - All suggestions will be considered.
[i]Ani[/i] - Sorry.
No I'm not very good at tagging, am I?
I have an 'interesting' bowel which is actually rather beautiful despite its impairment(s). You'd be very welcome to borrow it for as long as you like.
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