Another day at the office, another shameless round of self-publicity

Hello

If you click here some time between now and next Sunday, you'll find yourself in the unlikely hands of the BBC Southern Counties Radio Breakfast Show Listen Again feature. And if you fast forward to an hour and forty two minutes into it, you'll hear some jumped up cripple with big tits going pole-dancing.

Listen until the end of Damon's interview, but don't tell my mother.